Backbone 100 Countdown (20-11)

20. Silent Planet ‘Trilogy’

Fuck yeah its time talk about the best movie trilogies ever. In the number 3 spot we have the recent Planet of the Apes trilogy, insanely underrated. Also Malfoy gets beaten up and everybody wishes they could beat up that white haired looking fuck. Number 2 goes to the Dark Knight Trilogy, Bane sounds like most metalcore singers and Alfred is a delight on screen. I’d also pay good money for the Joker to show Malfoy that magic trick with the pencil. Number 1 obviously is the Lord of the Rings, 9 hours walking to drop a ring in some lava, what a concept. Also the eagles picking them up at the end literally makes the rest of the movie pointless, wait why is this number 1?

19. Every Time I Die ‘A Colossal Wreck’

I once beat up a kid on a school bus because he poured a full carton of milk on me. Not my proudest moment, but the prick deserved every hit. After being called into the principals office, I remember the Colonel Sanders looking twat saying I would be expelled and was deciding what my new school would be. My punishment was 4 days off school otherwise known as a suspension. In that moment of uncertainty about my future, I was a colossal wreck.

18. DVSR ‘No Sugar’

No sugar is how I have my coffee in the morning. No sugar is how I enjoy my brand of Pepsi, no sugar is what I say when people are throwing themselves at me in the heat of passion. Ok that last one isn’t true and doesn’t really make sense, but you get my point. DVSR used to be known as Devastator, which is ironically my nickname on the dance floor. I can’t dance for shit but I will drunkingly bump into people without realising, turning the dance floor into a wet n wild ride. Daddy likey.

17. Justice for the Damned ‘The House You Built Is Burning’

I pitched an idea of naked band OnlyFans to Dylan from Gravemind and he seemed interested in the idea (not even remotely interested). Imagine it though, hi my name is Dylan and today ima be singing the new Gravemind single. Camera slowly pans out to see an anaconda just chilling there like nothing is wrong, breakdown hits and he starts helicopter spinning, I’d pay cold hard cash for that type of content. I apologise for singling you out Dylan, I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it.

16. Enter Shikari { The Dreamers Hotel }

When I was in Las Vegas I stayed at a hotel shaped like a pyramid. I felt like a big dog and the hotel staff treated me like an Egyptian king. Fast forward to later in the night when I stumbled into the hotel completely forgetting where my room was situated. After yelling some made up language I thought it’d be a good idea to take a swim in the hotel lobby fountain, I was kicked out of that hotel on the spot at 4am, what a silly experience.

15. Deftones ‘Genesis’

Big Day Out 2014, my obsession with Deftones was at an all time high. After coming on stage and blowing my mind hole for 40 minutes, Chino Moreno decided to jump into the crowd, big mistake. At this point he was a very sweaty boy, so I touched his face and licked my fingers hoping some of his talent would be transferred over to me. As you can probably tell, it didn’t work, few years later I called my dog Chino and he now tries to lick my face, circle of life.

14. In Hearts Wake ‘Crisis/Worldwide Suicide’

My OCD is going insane at this fuckery. In a 100 song countdown you don’t expect 101 songs, the playlist below will be forever cursed because of In Hearts Wake. If you watch the film clip you notice the mad bong rip from the front man guy (forgot his name). Reminds me of Pineapple Express, fuck remember the scene when James Franco has his foot stuck while driving? fun fact, Seth Rogan said that’s the biggest cinema laugh he’s ever experienced in any of his movies, easy to see why.

13. Bloom ‘Daylight’

As a child a few movies scared the absolute shit out of me. Witches, Dark Crystal, Eight Legged Freaks, and The Little Vampire. I’ll never forget the moment in the opening scene when some vampire dives off a cliff into the camera before the main character wakes up. That shit scarred me for life and I will never forgive mum for letting me watch that movie. I don’t care if it was a family movie, you should’ve known better, sleep with two eyes open.

12. The Gloom In The Corner ‘Violence’

Charles Milles Manson was an American criminal and cult leader. In mid-1967, he formed what became known as the “Manson Family”, a quasi-commune based in California. Height 1.57m

Mikey Milles Arthur is an Australian vocalist and cult leader. In mid-2021, he formed what became known as the “Sect“, a quesadilla commune based in Melbourne. Height 1.57m

11. Code Orange ‘Swallowing the Rabbit Whole’

Recently I have gone down a few rabbit holes on the world wide web. I was obsessed with toilets and the different sounds they make depending on the model and year it was made. I deeply fell into watching people dye their own hair and would get fully erect when I saw people fuck up, don’t judge me. Finally what I’m currently obsessed with is people doing speed runs on this game “Mr Krabs Overdoses on Ketamine” which is a fucking thrill to say the least. Look it up, I dare you.

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