Backbone 100 Countdown (70-61)

70. SIGNV/S ‘Bury Your Dreams’

Ricky Gervais kinda sucks, there I said it. I feel like there are striking similarities between Ricky Gervais and Joe Rogan. Joe constantly yaps on about DMT & (insert second thing), Ricky yaps on about atheism & doggos. Might as well be the same person for all I care, also name me 1 good movie Ricky Gervais has been in, I’ll wait. Oh but The Office is sooooo amazing, oi fuckhead it can’t be that good if the Americans made a better version. Dumb white kids who can’t come up with their own opinion love to quote these 2, small schlong energy.

69. Life’s Ill ‘ I Thought I Was Healing’

Kim Possible is objectively a top 5 cartoon of all time. But something that never made sense to me was Kims Omegle friend Wade who did all the computer stuff. Shouldn’t he be in school? Kim would be like, “terrororists are about to kill Oprah,” Wade mashes a few keys and all of a sudden Oprah will have akimbo AK-47s and proceed to skull fuck Isis. Also, the fact that Kim Possibles best friend is named Ron Stoppable is so funny to me. Shego was so sexy tho on god, the original scene girl.

68. While She Sleeps ‘Nervous’

Futurama is better than The Simpsons thanks to one thing, Jurassic Bark. The episode in which Fry tries to clone his pet dog Seymour from the past might be the most tear-jerking episode of television I’ve ever seen. I’m getting teary thinking about that ending right now. The Simpsons has higher highs in terms of laughs, but Futurama is a more consistent, more balanced show of the two. I will not spoil anything in case anyone wants to watch it for the first time, please do, it’s amazing. Fuck I’m talking about dogs, I’m just like Ricky Gervais

67. Pridelands ‘Heavy Tongue’

Squid Game is overrated as fuuuuuck. Maybe I’m just desensitised to these type of shows from watching The Human Centipede Trilogy every night for 2 years straight, but this show predictable as hell. About 2 or 3 great episodes get bogged down by guys licking cookies and that annoying girl who wouldn’t shut the fuck up all show. The old guy coming back at the end sucked and my lord I’d rather drink 18 Red Bulls and play Red Light Green Light then watch that last episode again. I guess I should’ve said spoiler warning, but if you haven’t seen it yet, you ain’t going to.

66. Banks Arcade ‘Don’t Start’

Since making the proclamation that I could beat up anybody in the scene, I have been confronted by a select few. But a certain member of Banks Arcade has peaked my interest with his apparent MMA background. Now, while I don’t believe I’ve been in a fight since year 10 when I bashed a red head for pouring milk on me, I do deem this challenge……worthy. Sleep with one eye open coward because as far as I’m concerned, the fights already begun. I was planning to fight the lead singer of Harms Way but his piss test came back positive for LBS (little bitch syndrome), plus a shit ton of steroids.

65. Ambleside ‘Flipfrown’

Power Rangers are overrated. I hate to be that guy, but the stunt work is shotty at best with sub par acting holding the show back from reaching its full potential. Imagine if I actually thought this, just trashing a kids show because of poor acting and plot holes. Nah sorry I can’t invest into The Wiggles because Jeff is clearly awake when everyone tries to wake him up, 2 star rating on Yelp and 37% on Rotten Tomatoes.

64. Apate ‘Liar’s Tongue’

The following are the Japanese titles to the Fast & Furious franchise.

  • The Fast & The Furious (2001): Wild Speed
  • 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003): Wild Speed X2
  • The Fast and the FuriousTokyo Drift (2006): Wild Speed X3: Tokyo Drift
  • Fast & Furious (2009): Wild Speed MAX
  • Fast Five (2011): Wild Speed MEGA MAX
  • Fast & Furious 6 (2013): Wild Speed: Euro Mission
  • Furious 7 (2015): Wild Speed: Sky Mission
  • The Fate of the Furious (2017): Wild Speed: Ice Break
  • Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (2019): Wild Speed: Super Combo
  • F9 (2021): Wild Speed: Jet Break

63. Clay J Gladstone ‘Dead Friends’

Clay J Gladstone is a surprisingly clever name for a band. I tried it myself but Nick B Frankston doesn’t have the same ring to it. I had a friend named George William who was from the sticks, guess his band would be George W Bush, fuck that’s a horrific joke. Did you know Elton Johns middle name is Hercules? That’s badass, better than Kate Hudson who has the middle name Garry, niiiiiiice Garry.

62. Justice for the Damned ‘Sever What Makes Me Like Them’

I legitimately have a friend who is allergic to her own hair, what a life that must be. You know what’s badass about the situation, she doesn’t give a flying fuck. She’s been rocking long hair her entire life (she was born with dreadlocks), and has the sniffles all day every day. She’s been sent home many times over the past 2 years due to Covid fears, apparently her boss doesn’t buy the whole hair allergy excuse, don’t blame em tbh. It’s like that asthma meme “asthma, because all the things you could suck at, you suck at breathing”

61. Sentiment ‘Once a Rose, Now a Parasite’

Talk about an underdog story, let this be a lesson to you kids, kissing ass works 100% of the time. This track wasn’t even on my radar until a member of the band sent me a heartfelt message (and $20). With 60 spots remaining, I can tell you now that my affection for any song can be purchased. Send me some coin + a merch hookup and your song may magically appear in the top 10. I don’t know why you’d do that considering yesterday’s post got Zucc’d to shit, thanks Mark you pencil dick looking fuck. Anyway, well played and well deserved Alex from Sentiment, gods speed to you and your car. 


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